What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 00:42
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..